S (nearly 3) and his dad are looking out the window. Neighbour walks by with staggering little boy by her side (unknown age, but younger than S).
S: Dad, I want to push that boy
Dad: No but S, that's not nice.
S: Yes, I want to push him so that he trips and falls over. Then he will cry, and I will comfort him. Then he will be happy and like me a lot.